{"product_id":"warhammer-ork-choppa-bottle-opener","title":"Warhammer Ork Choppa Bottle Opener","description":"\u003cp\u003eEvery Ork knows the choppa is the answer — the question barely matters. This bottle opener is cast in pewter in the shape of the Boyz' favourite cleaver, crude glyph hammered onto the blade and all, and it krumps bottle caps with roughly the same subtlety a Warboss brings to diplomacy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne pewter bottle opener modelled on the classic Ork choppa\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAntiqued finish with Ork glyph detailing on the blade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChunky enough to feel like a weapon, small enough for the kitchen drawer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBest for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOrk players who want the Waaagh! to follow them off the tabletop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA stocking filler or Secret Santa that comes in under a tenner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePost-game refreshments, served with appropriate violence\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLeave it by the fridge and watch every greenskin player who visits pick it up and make the noise. They always make the noise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOfficially licensed Warhammer 40,000 merchandise.\u003c\/strong\u003e Add more green to the shelf from our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/orks\"\u003eOrks range\u003c\/a\u003e, or browse the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/christmas-collectibles\"\u003eChristmas collectibles\u003c\/a\u003e line-up for more gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"AAA Merch","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43917247348867,"sku":"1122511","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0306\/5842\/9059\/files\/c0hs8znn2c9xqc1ulydg.webp?v=1712239468","url":"https:\/\/www.loadeddice.uk\/products\/warhammer-ork-choppa-bottle-opener","provider":"Loaded Dice","version":"1.0","type":"link"}